a Tummy Tale

haven't posted anything in a long time, so to break the silence here's one of B dada's lesser known limericks that had me (as well as my pants.....if this were a movie, with Himesh Reshammiya in the lead (minus his cap of course) it would be an opportune moment for the music director, who would happen to be Anu Malik, to insert "oops! i did it again" as the background score...............sheesh, does anybody even LISTEN to such trash anymore??........I just love brackets and pauses as you might have noticed.........by the time you reach the end of one of my indecipherable sentences you'll no longer remember what it was about) in splits ---
I sat next to the duchess at tea
A place where I'll never again be
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everybody thought it was me!!